things i've asked google

Google and I are best friends.

I've asked him (Yes I've made Google a Man) some of the following things...

Most recently aka this morning

How to eat a grapefruit with a grapefuit spoon? 

He never fails... He gave me this!
What a grapefruit should look like after using a grapefruit spoon.  Which I picked up two of yesterday at Goodwill! 50 cents later I was still destroying my grapefruit for breakfast this morning.

So I Googled and I got the right answer..

Other things I've Googled which are mostly about food... lol

How to choose and cut a canteloupe?

Yes I did ask Google how to slice a canteloupe! I didn't know how they come out so pretty I always make a mess of mine.  Not anymore!

I've asked him..

How to put in hair extensions?
What are some exercise routines to loose fat?
What does kennel cough sound like on a Yorkie?
(Yes Harley had a cold last week and was coughing I was a worried mommy)
How to tell if corned beef if cooked?
What type of soil to use with impatients?

You get the idea and I'm sure many of you Google random things too! What's the most useful thing you've learned from Google.. I think mine is the Grapefruit for the moment!

20 Lovely Notes:

LB said...

I've always thought that Google was a girl, because she actually has the right answers and doesn't make stuff up. : )

ashleigh said...

Haha I ask very random things also!!
And it helps if you are not sure how to spell something ahaha

Kenj said...

I love the questions you ask. I actually have the grapefruit spoons and they work so well for me.!

Miss Chelsea said...

I love what LB said up there about google being a girl ha!

I just had to google this morning about how to cut up a mango

Melissa said...

I love love love this post. My friends always make fun of me for how much I google. Its good to know I'm not alone. My one friend even calls me the "Google Queen" because I am so obsessed. I literally ask it everything and anything. Whenever I am curious about something (and that's a lot) I google it. I have never put a sex to google it so that is an interesting thought. Hmm I really don't know if my google is a girl or a boy....I will have to think about that a little. I was so excited when I got the phone I currently have because it allows me to have a google search bar on the home screen so I can google anytime anyplace now....hahahaha
Hope all is well sweetie!!
xoxoxox

Annie said...

haha.....love this....I ask Mr. Google everything too!!!

Caroline said...

I love asking Google stuff. He is SOOOOOO Smart!

Courtney said...

google is so wise! i'm always asking him things. so funny!

Mrs. H said...

ha ha - this is hilarious! I knew how to eat a grapefruit just b/c I grew up eating them with my dad and he showed me. However, I never knew how to cute a canteloupe. What's even more strange is my husband cut ours the same was as shown in the video the other day and I told him he was doing it all wrong. I guess I'm the wrong one now! ha ha

Jessica said...

Hahaha, I always Google random things!

Jen said...

Haha my Google is history is quite diverse as well; I ask him alot! Most recently I asked how to save a picture from facebook onto your iPhone (press the home and power key at the same time). While playing wheel of fortune on facebook (loser *cough*) I recently googled "who played lily munster". I'm looking at my recent searches now; here are a few:

How big was Kendra's baby? (Wilkinson)
Who was Chantal O'Brien married to? (Chantal from the bachelor)
When does a greek baby get baptized?
When do gerberas bloom?
How much is a central air compressor?
How do you get a will?

I could go on and on reading my history but I'm sure you're bored reading this by now!

Emily said...

I absolutely love this post!! I laughed when I saw it because I too, do the same thing. My history is embarrassing in the many things I ask mr. Google! We seem to keep him quite busy!

Kelly said...

Hahah, I LOOOOOVE Google!! I'm pretty sure that I've asked a question about knowing when ham is fully cookied, bahahah!!

Megan said...

For a grapefruit, use a sharp knife and go around the outside and kind of "cut" the triangles before using the spoon. 10x easier and less messy! :)

Megan said...

Oh and if you sprinkle a little splenda on top it is amazing!

Kassie said...

I'm always afraid of someone checking my computer history, just so they can't see the silly thing I ask Google about. I ask it anything!! :)

KW said...

WAIT til you're a mommy! It only gets worse!!!

Lindsay said...

OH GIRL, Google is my best friend :)

Anonymous said...

How to cut an onion quickly without crying. : )

Mrs. P said...

I love Grapefruit. Everyday I start my morning with a big glass of 100% Grapefruit Juice. I saw this thing on DR. OZ about how if you drink the juice, then do 1 min of squats to get your thigh muscles going, your body will burn more (sugar) calories when you eat instead of storing. (drink juice within 30 min-1 hour eating) I'm no scientist but I'm will to try it!

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